whenever steakhouses get mentioned in nyc, sparks steakhouse seems to garner at least some attention. after ~5 years of working at 51st and 3rd and not going there (it is on 46th between 2nd and 3rd) — i finally went there for dinner. with alison and tanya.
we did not make reservations, but it was easy enough to get a table at 530pm. the bar was only a 1/4 full and the dining area was virtually empty at this time.
the place felt “old”. not “old” as in “classic”, though, more like “old” as in “gordon gecko would still be eating here wearing exactly the same suits…”. there were a smattering of tourists — again, mostly in the AARP set. jokes about “early bird special” abounded. it was dark, as many good steakhouses are, and appointed in a lot of dark-ish wood.
when we sat down we noticed that one of the on-table wine classes had a nice big crack running lengthwise through the bowl. not a big deal, but as that was the first table set for the evening, you would think that someone would have looked at the glasses first. the silverware was “solid” and “heavy”.
our server was the only server who did not seem to make “rounds” on a semi-regular basis. waiting for alison, tanya and i made it through our cocktails and waited a good 10 minutes before we even saw our server again. certainly, that does not seem like a long time, but when the server to customer ratio is nearly 3 to 1, you would expect a bit more.
both our appetizers and our entrees were brought out on a rolling cart. from where we were seated, this was a relatively easy process, but the carts certainly made for an interesting maze when they were stuck more toward the middle of the dining area.
the “change the tablecloth” after dinner exercise was neat, but mostly lost on us as we did not stay for dessert or after dinner drinks. classy, though.
on to the food and drink…
cocktails –belvedere martini, up and dirty
- solidly portioned and nicely chilled. the brine was a little off, though, and the olives were very small — especially for a steakhouse
wine –
stag’s leap petite syrah 2004
- the 2003 vintage was on the wine list, but they were out of it. the 2004 is not all that different, in my opinion, than the 2003. personally, i prefer the 1997 and the 2001, but those would no longer be cost effective. ahem. the bottle ran ~$50 which was a little less than i would have expected.
appetizer –
lump crab meat & bay scallops (hot)
- served hot in a small casserole dish. the crab was quite good — sweet and nicely textured. the scallops lost a bit of their flavour to the butter in the casserole. not a ton to share, but it worked out nicely.
entrees –
eric - steak fromage
- i am a sucker for roquefort cheese. an absolute sucker. when i saw a beef cut topped with roquefort, i put the menu down immediately. the cut, although unidentified, was closest to a ny strip. medium rare came out just as expected with a nice pink through the center. the roquefort, at first glance, was disappointing as it was a liquidy concoction loosely poured over the top. it was perfect, however. the sting of the cheese meshed excellently with the tenderness of the beef.
alison - lobster tails & broiled shrimp
tanya - filet mignon
tanya sez:
“The size was impressive. And it was cooked perfectly medium-rare on the inside; that being said, the outside was a bit charred for my taste. I am all for a tasty crust on my seared steak, but charcoal is best left underneath the grill in my humble opinion. Overall, this place is great if you feel the need for a testosterone rush. Lots of men - all trying desperately to impress each other (but not in a gay way, but rather in a “I make so much more money, have a bigger apartment/house/powerboat than you.”) If you want a good steak, a good martini, an excellent/interesting array of appetizers and sides - go to Dylans. And call me when you go!”
(i am hoping alison and tanya can leave their thoughts in the comments…)
sides –
hash browns
- lots of nice dark brown crust surrounding scalloped potatoes.
creamed spinach
- more spinach, less cream = tasty goodness
sparks is one of those places that is often on a “list” of restaurants to go to. although i liked the food, i am just going to cross it off my list rather than put an asterisk next to it to go back to. try it once.